Fever Scrap “Tres Leches” Pre-Game Ritual After Excessive Vomitting

One of sports’ most cherished traditions has officially come to an end after Caitlin Clark projectile vomited directly onto an opposing player during the Fever’s humiliating loss to the Valkyries last night.

Going forward, Clark, Cunningham, and Hull—collectively known as "Tres Leches"—will retire the pregame milk chug and instead consume an entire tray of sponge cake in complete silence.

Drew Forbes

Drew was raised by his 3 dads on an Emu farm in Humboldt, Iowa. He has an irrational fear of cockroaches, and seafood restaurants that leave some of the skin on the fish they serve. In August, 2019 Drew blacked out drinking bourbon Manhattans, and when he woke up the next morning this website had been created. Drew doesn’t have a beard, but if he decided to grow one it would easily become the most interesting thing about him. When he grows up some day, he wants to die.

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