The Meme Team

Drew Forbes

Drew was raised by his 3 dads on an Emu farm in Humboldt, Iowa. He has an irrational fear of cockroaches, and seafood restaurants that leave some of the skin on the fish they serve. In August, 2019 Drew blacked out drinking bourbon Manhattans, and when he woke up the next morning this website had been created. Drew doesn’t have a beard, but if he decided to grow one it would easily become the most interesting thing about him. When he grows up some day, he wants to die.

Brandon Taylor

Forest dwelling creature and avid snake charmer, Brandon has a pension for libations and is armed with ethnic ambiguity. Brandon once spent a weekend at a festival where he became a Master in the Art of Boof and was awarded the name “Satchel.” Self-proclaimed “litty-tiddy” extraordinaire, Brandon can usually be found lost by the nearest “swah – rey”. He is one of the original members of The Sports Memery but is unsure of his affiliation to the page. Hail to the Boof King.

Derek Black

Funny, witty, good looking, and brave… None of these words describe Derek Black. Summoned atop Mount Olympus in ancient Greece, this giant of a man spent the next couple thousand years trying to figure out how he could best utilize his size and strength. Like most Titans of Ancient mythology, he settled on IT. Derek is one of the founding members of The Sports Memery, and his contributions to the page are surprisingly low on his parents list of reasons to be disappointed in how he chooses to spend his adult life.

Trevor Irish

Trevor was raised in the jungles of Largo, FL by a pack of confused Southern Baptists who acquired him at a Kiwanis swap meet in exchange for a Milli Vanilli greatest hits cassette tape. He learned to speak at the tender age of 14 using only dubbed Hentai he downloaded off Lime Wire. Although mostly German in heritage, he clings to his claim of being Irish to the point where it could be considered cultural appropriation.

Marcus Anthony

Marcus was born in an Amish fraternity house in northern Pennsylvania at the age of 18. He got his first job at the age of 19 as one of Joe Exotic’s heterosexual husbands, a position he just recently retired from. His most recent DNA test confirmed he’s more grizzly bear than human man. Marcus is one of the founding members of The Sports Memery, and is well known around the state of Florida to market our brand at bathroom urinals.

Brandon Brister

Brandon was born on the set of ESPN’s “First Take”, the bastard child of Skip Bayless and Stephen A Smith. His first bad sports take came at the age of 9, where he asserted that Bubby Brister was a more complete QB than John Elway. It would turn out to be both his first bad sports take, and his best still to this date. At a young age Brandon developed a skill for predicting what would happen in TV shows by reading the plot on IMDB just prior to watching.

Kurt Calvin

Fiscally conservative, and socially a homosexual, Kurt is the poster child for white privilege in the great state of Florida. Kurt believes in the powers of capitalism for economics, but has a strong faith built on strict non-action based socialistic ideals. He calls it “Having your cake, and eating it too”. Kurt’s hobbies include steak dinners with all the fixins, and being on either side of multiple orgasms.

Sai Dharmarajan

Sai was raised by the Queen herself as a die hard cricket fan. However, since moving West, he identifies as a deeply closeted NASCAR fan. His credits include sharing a public locker room shower with the Old Spice Guy and Jake from State Farm. On the Stephen A Smith scale of zero to asinine, Sai’s sports takes land in the respectable assi-eleven to assi-twelve range. He cannot come to the phone right now (or ever) because he’s watching cricket.

Company Velociraptor

Awakened from a 100 million year slumber, the Sports Memery Company Velociraptor was accidentally created in our garage using the DNA found inside a fossilized mosquito while we were attempting to make a small batch of micro-brew. We’ve traced back the steps that led to his creation thousands of times without learning what went wrong. Although cute as a baby, the velociraptor has grown to over power us over the years, and has actually consumed 3 of our team members so far. We’re considering firing him if he eats another one of us. There appears to be no quenching his relentless blood-lust, but we still consider him “our little guy” despite all the tragedy he has brought to our lives. Strangely enough, he’s by far our biggest content producer.

Newman

She’s big, she’s bold, she’s sassy, she’s a 32 year old man. Newman is a full bodied (wo)man that doesn’t let society govern his curves. A lot like Lizzo, sans the talent and genitalia, Newman’s very existence validates full bodied women everywhere that are actually full bodied men.