Carson Wentz Refuses to Play for a Team Terrible Enough to Prioritize Keeping Him

Despite Eagles ownership firing Doug Pederson for reportedly favoring Jalen Hurts over Wentz, Carson still wants out. Who could blame him? Any organization that would fire a coach to keep Wentz as the starter is a shit show that should be avoided. The issue is with his poor recent play and massive cap hit finding a trade partner may be hard but Adam Schefter still things it gets done.

Derek Black

Funny, witty, good looking, and brave… None of these words describe Derek Black. Summoned atop Mount Olympus in ancient Greece, this giant of a man spent the next couple thousand years trying to figure out how he could best utilize his size and strength. Like most Titans of Ancient mythology, he settled on IT. Derek is one of the founding members of The Sports Memery, and his contributions to the page are surprisingly low on his parent’s list of reasons to be disappointed in how he chooses to spend his adult life.

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