Trae Young Seamlessly Blends Ejection Into 27 Minute Harlem Globetrotters Performance

Trae Young was ejected Tuesday night after faking out a referee by pretending to hand over the basketball, only to magically split it into three balls and break into a 27 minute Harlem Globetrotters inspired routine.

The spontaneous show featured a visibly exhausted referee hopelessly chasing Young around the court as the arena blasted the team's signature whistling music.

About 17 minutes into the chaos, a miniature version of Trae Young joined him on the court, matching his dribbling wizardry. Together, they continued to toy with the frustrated official until, thoroughly fed up, the ref threw his hands up and stormed off the court in defeat.

Drew Forbes

Drew was raised by his 3 dads on an Emu farm in Humboldt, Iowa. He has an irrational fear of cockroaches, and seafood restaurants that leave some of the skin on the fish they serve. In August, 2019 Drew blacked out drinking bourbon Manhattans, and when he woke up the next morning this website had been created. Drew doesn’t have a beard, but if he decided to grow one it would easily become the most interesting thing about him. When he grows up some day, he wants to die.

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