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The Darnold Emerges From Arizona Desert with Army, Declares Himself the “Kwisatz Quarterback”
Sam Darnold Listed as Questionable After Intrinsic Field Mishap Vaporizes His Physical Body
Urban Meyer Offers Texas His Services to Kick Their Kicker Until He Stops Missing Kicks
Chiefs’ Andy Reid Linked to Alleged Subway Punch Card Counterfeit Ring
MRI Confirms Brutus Buckeye’s Giant Nut Head is Actually Packed with Tumors
A Tearful Kirk Herbstreit Says Alabama Deserves Bowl Win Over Michigan After Losing to Michigan in Bowl Game
Darnold Unleashed: Michigan and Minnesota Strike Deal to Contain the QB Beast for NFC Showdown
Dan Campbell, in Light Armor, Challenges Kyle Shanahan to Single-Man Combat to Settle Monday Night Football
The Myth of Sam Darnold: A Legend Born of Lightning, Steel, and Vengeance
Professional Bowler Suspended After Testing Negative for Marijuana
An Emaciated Terry Bradshaw Announces He Has Only His Body to Give After Fox Gave Away All of His Money
Sean Payton Confirms He Still Plans to Collect His Own “Bounty” on Brett Favre
Op-Ed by Eli Manning: “Elephants Would Be My Favorite Horses If Bears Didn’t Exist”
Confused Brett Favre Reminds Mississippi Officials of His Plan to Repay Welfare Funds with His 'Cock and Balls'
Kirk Cousins Reportedly Takes Getting Benched Really Hard, But Assures Falcons Fans Making $45 Million a Year Is Still Really Easy
Steelers Team Doctor Reveals: Russell Wilson's Blood Contains "Mostly Possum"
Study Finds: Talking About Your Fantasy Football Team is Still the Easiest Way to Get Laid
Tom Brady Admits Primary Motivation to Retire to Never Miss Toyotathon Ever Again
The Kiss Clause: How Aaron Rodgers and Woody Johnson Sealed the Deal
